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Gothic Yard Sale
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Gothic Yard Sale
by Alex Reed, 2021
Welcome to my Gothic Yard Sale
Behold the glory of my stuff
Come to my gothic yard, it's not that hard
Just prove that you're cool enough
Are you worthy of a VHS of The Crow?
It's exceedingly rare, I'll have you know
And don't call it a movie; this is art
You probably won't get it unless you're smart
Are you worthy of my VINYL PANTS?
In which I did the VINYL DANCE?
They can be yours for fifty bucks
If you can name the best album by Clan of Xymox
I'm gatekeeping at my Gothic Yard Sale
Behold the glory of my stuff
Come to my gothic yard, it's not that hard
Just prove that you're cool enough
Are you worthy of my Sandman comic book?
I know that Neil Gaiman is famous now but look
See I was a fan before you were alive
No I don't have change for a five
Are you worthy of my scratched CDs
From when I DJed in 2003?
The price is fair—so don't call me a jerk
What other sale has got Apoptygma Berzerk?
At my Gothic Yard Sale
There should be WAY more people here
I posted on LiveJournal
and I'm playing Tears for Fears—the first album
And it's far too sunny weather
To appreciate all my boots of pleather
And the velvet poet shirt I wore
to the '98 Bauhaus reunion tour
Are you worthy of it?
Are you worthy of it?
NO! I can't go on
NO! Get off of my lawn
Come back to my Gothic Yard Sale
And tell me that I didn't waste my youth
Worshipping the Sisters of Mercy in suburban New Jersey
I need a little proof
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