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1000 Ho​-​Ho DJs - (Every Day Is) Xmas

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(Every Day Is) Xmas

Well I live with elves and reindeer
And Mrs. Claus way up north at the pole
Cuz to me every day is Christmas day
I've given up hiding my "ho ho ho"

Well any time any place anywhere that I go
All the people seem to stop and stare
They say, "Why are you dressed like Santa Claus?"
As if they had no idea who I was

Oh, why can't I live a life of glee
With toys for all of the boys and girls?
Why can't they let Rudolph and me
Fly a sleigh, fly a sleigh 'round the whole wide world?

Well I let them go and believe
I'm a myth till it's right about Christmas eve
And I dress this way so I can say hey
Man red and white are never passé

Why can't I live a life of glee
Beneath the trees and the mistletoe?
With ease I'd slide down your chimney
You'd best be nice or you're getting coal

Why doubt me? Without me
December's nothing but blizzards hurled
My business is Christmas
Fly a sleigh, fly a sleigh 'round the whole wide world

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from (Every Day Is) Xmas, track released December 1, 2020
a parody with lyrics by Alex Reed
music by Al Jourgensen
originally "(Every Day Is) Halloween" by Ministry, 1984

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