I was having a tough time in high school
When my counsellor said to me
I'm gonna give you a test
A personality test
That'll tell ya what you should be
So I penciled in all of the bubbles
The machine spat out the result
Should I find an employer, a Realtor, a lawyer?
No! It said, Join a Cult!
I'm gonna join a cult
I'm gonna join a cult
So don't you insult me babe
Who's gonna join a cult? Me! Hey!
I'm gonna join a cult
I'm gonna join a cult
It's gonna catapult me to be a success!
So I sold all my stuff off on craigslist
And said Dad, I'll see you around
I'm gonna find a guy
Who can tell me just why
I found the guy that I found
And I'll worship him wearing a tunic
And forest animals I'll consult
You'll hear the moose and mice
Give honest advice
If you join me in the cult
This story is not cautionary
I am happy, I am very
I lay claim to truth
And I'm an adult!
And I'm gonna join a cult!
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I am a queer goth who works in climate. thanks for giving my soul an outlet for all this despair. I too dream of gutting billionaires... and would gladly drown when the flood comes for them. thanks for helping me keep the abyss at bay and stay in the fight. can't thank you enough for this album. alder-knight
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On both Avalanche and the Whirlwind Remix particularly, Seeming manages the seemingly impossible feat of making it sound like there's 2 or 3 different songs going on simultaneously, in the best possible way. Such a huge spacious sound, and immaculate production and songwriting.
Also, I'm pretty sure Leonard Cohen would have heartily approved of this version of "Avalanche". <3 Conor Connolly
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